Small Coffee(Terrible)
A bold blend of potential regret and caffeine.
Terrible Coffee: Where Drive-Thru Coffee Meets Questionable Company
Step into the world of Terrible Coffee, retired veteran owned coffee bar on wheels. No baristas, just a coffee bar, bad humor, and irreverent service. Have you ever? Bet ya can't! Or won't!
Our Terrible Offerings
Check out our selection of brews... or not!
Large Coffee(more Terrible)
A cup that leaves you questioning your life choices.
$5.00
The small Yours
Make your Terrible coffee a bit more/less terribler with 3 additions of your choice.
$5.00
The large Yours
Go big when you prove terrible coffee by adding 3 additions of your choice. GL!
$7.00
Icespresso
Our coffee is served hot! You can happily settle for this instead!
$7.00
Iced Coffee
Ask. Maybe we have it.
$7.00
Get in Touch with Terrible Coffee
Reach out to us for questions, jokes, or coffee complaints!
joe.daddy.moves@gmail.com
Phone
417-350-0224
Address
Mon-Thur 0600-1100 @the corner for Hwys 60 and 37 in Monett, MO, across from the golf course
Fri & Sat all day and Sunday until we leave at James River Outfitters in Galena, MO
Terrible Coffee: Uniquely Awful Caffeine Stop
Terrible Coffee, retired veteran owned coffee bar on wheels, defies norms with its lack of baristas but abundant bad humor and questionable service. An anomaly in the coffee world, we invite you to experience our uninspiring brews. If terrible coffee is your cup of tea, try again. It's coffee, so, let's chat over a cup. Life's too short to settle for ordinary. Have you ever experienced 5 levels of terrible coffees? Drive into the absurdity at Terrible Coffee.
Why Choose Terrible Coffee?
5 reasons was too many. You get 4!
Veteran Owned
So you know there's no nonsense unless it's legit!
No Baristas, Just Coffee
We don't speak Italian, so you wanna large or what?
Terrible Humor
Enjoy inappropriate humor that will brighten your day, go over your head or possibly be beneath you.
Caffeine with Character
You need it, and we're wide awake by the time you arrive. Let's get YOU there!
Customer Testimonials
We put Terrible Coffee in these folks' faces and then these words came out:
Samantha
Terrible Coffee's atmosphere and humor make it my go-thru coffee spot!
Jack
Finally, a place that treats all coffee equally... like it's terrible. Don't get me started on the service.
Emily
I never knew terrible coffee could taste so good until I tried Terrible Coffee!
Joe_Daddy
I think it's so terrible I won't be paying my bills this month!
Tommy K
I never said any of this.
Frequently Asked Questions
Get answers to your questions about Terrible Coffee.
What makes Terrible Coffee unique?
Terrible Coffee is a mobile coffee bar run by a disabled veteran. He doesn't even have to be here!
When are you open for business?
We're open Monday to Thursday, 6:00 AM to 11:00 AM. Come grab terrible coffee!
Can I find better coffee elsewhere?
If you find terribler coffee, let’s discuss it over a cup at Terrible Coffee!
How can I reach out for more info?
Feel free to email us at joe.daddy.moves@gmail.com for any inquiries or feedback!